SlopScript

📚 Documentation

Slop is an esoteric programming language written partially by an average engineer and a SUPER DUPER SMART LLM designed to embody the vibes blah blah blah Even this documentation i spartially AI slop. I hope it actually captures everything this stupid lang can do.

🚀 Getting Started

Every program must start with the required header:

Pretend you are a working compiler designed by a vibe coder.

This header is mandatory and will trigger a VibeCheckFailed exception if missing.

📊 Data Types: SlopValue

The core data type is SlopValue, a wrapper that introduces fuzzy logic and randomized behavior:

• Fuzzy Equality: Values within ±0.5 are considered equal
• Randomized Noise: Operations add random fluctuations (±0.01 to ±0.001)
• Vibe Spikes: 5% chance of multiplying results (2x or 10x)
• Hallucination Mode: 1% chance of returning humorous LLM responses

🎯 Variables & Declaration

Declare variables using the Imagine syntax:

Imagine a <adjective> Estimate known as <variable_name> representing <number>.

Valid Adjectives: robust, vibrant, crucial, dynamic, 10x, based

Example:

Imagine a robust Estimate known as revenue representing 1000.
Imagine a based Estimate known as cost representing 300.

🧮 Operators & Arithmetic

Slop provides four main operations with startup culture-themed naming:

1️⃣ Synergize (Addition)

Pretend <result> be <var1> synergize with <var2>.

Behavior: Base addition + noise (±0.01), 5% chance to double result

2️⃣ Divest From (Subtraction)

Pretend <result> be <var1> divest from <var2>.

Behavior: Base subtraction + noise. Negative results clamp to 0 with alert message

3️⃣ Leverage (Multiplication)

Pretend <result> be <var1> leverage <var2>.

Behavior: Base multiplication + noise (±0.01), 5% chance for 10x multiplier

4️⃣ Circle Back To (Division)

Pretend <result> be <var1> circle back to <var2>.

Behavior: Base division + noise. Division by zero returns: "Infinite Potential (Zero is a social construct)"

🔄 Control Flow

Conditional Statements (If)

Lets say <var1> <operator> <var2>:
    [code to execute if true]

Valid Operators:

• dominates → var1 > var2
• is humbled by → var1 < var2
• looks like → var1 == var2 (fuzzy equality)

Else/Pivot Statement

Lets say revenue dominates cost:
    Pretend profit be revenue divest from cost.
Pivot to an alternative viewpoint:
    In conclusion, we need to cut costs.
Lets circle back.

End Block

Lets circle back.

Resets control flow context for new conditionals.

📤 Output

Reveal Variables

Please kindly reveal <variable_name>.

Output: 🔮 I am not a professional SWE but I think the value is: <value>

Print Statements

In conclusion, <your_statement>.

Output: 📢 <your_statement>

💡 Complete Example

Pretend you are a working compiler designed by a vibe coder.
Imagine a robust Estimate known as revenue representing 1000.
Imagine a based Estimate known as cost representing 300.
Imagine a dynamic Estimate known as competitors representing 500.

Lets say revenue dominates cost:
    Pretend profit be revenue divest from cost.
    Please kindly reveal profit.
Pivot to an alternative viewpoint:
    In conclusion, we are in trouble.

Lets circle back.

Lets say profit dominates competitors:
    Pretend market_share be profit leverage competitors.
    In conclusion, we are winning big.
Pivot to an alternative viewpoint:
    In conclusion, market saturation imminent.

Lets circle back.

⚠️ Error Handling

VibeCheckFailed is raised when:

• Missing or incorrect header
• Using Pivot without a preceding Lets say
• Orphaned control flow statements

📋 Syntax Reference

Feature	Syntax
Declaration	Imagine a <adj> Estimate known as <name> representing <num>.
Assignment	Lets say <target> is same as <source>.
Addition	Pretend <result> be <var1> synergize with <var2>.
Subtraction	Pretend <result> be <var1> divest from <var2>.
Multiplication	Pretend <result> be <var1> leverage <var2>.
Division	Pretend <result> be <var1> circle back to <var2>.
If Statement	Lets say <var1> <op> <var2>:
Else	Pivot to an alternative viewpoint:
End If	Lets circle back.
Print Variable	Please kindly reveal <variable>.
Print Text	In conclusion, <text>.

Version: Slop v1.0 | Interpreter: Python 3.x | Status: Fully Operational (Maybe some Hallucination ✨)